please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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