Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Randomize
