wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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