i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
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