it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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