Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
You can make out without kissing
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