I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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