Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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