fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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