Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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