no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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