If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
sex in a hospital.. check
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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