Porn is love you can see.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
All the doctor said was why
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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