Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i think i have herpe
just one?
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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