I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
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