3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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