and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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