I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
True strength comes from lack of pants
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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