So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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