Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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