the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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