all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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