GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Alive.
So much puke
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Randomize
