I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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