oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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