i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
there was a trapeze. enough said
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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