They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
