I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
jump out the window naked night went bad
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