i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Randomize
