scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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