I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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