State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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