I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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