How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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