On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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