is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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