I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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