i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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