very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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