So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We had to coat check the pizza.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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