Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Randomize
