Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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