I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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