Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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