these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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