You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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