Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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