did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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