What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
