Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
This is my gift to your gina
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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